Okay, not to the gun show, but to the Orchestra. If you think that's even better, keep reading.

I've got two tickets to the Symphony Orchestra playing at the new Bing Concert Hall on campus this Friday evening (18 Jan 2013). I'm going to be using one of them. If you're cute and like classical music, let me know -- I'd like someone to go with.

I'm a Stanford grad student (28; white international student; doing my Ph.D., not in music, nor in English, despite my obvious interest in punctuation).

(The tickets are for Stanford students only, so if you're not a Stanford student, make sure you can steal or fake a student ID before Friday!)